everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
lorde’s 17 and shes expected to smile and wave and be perfectly fine in front of millions like hell i get nervous standing up to get off the bus, ya’ll need to leave her alone
britney spears could do it when she was 17
britney spears had a mental breakdown years later as a result of being put on a silver platter for the media and public this is such a gross response i can’t believe so many people have reblogged this
once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones
“Do you know what love is? I’ll tell you: it is whatever you can still betray.”
― John le Carré
One hour studies.
Countdown to Ben’s birthday (16/07 - 3 days to go)Favorite Hair Color: Auburn!Batch
People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.
Irene Adler is a lesbian and should stay that way
There was one feature, and only one feature, of interest in the whole of this baffling case, and quite frankly it was the usual. John Watson - who, while I was trying to solve the murder, instead saved a life.